I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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