There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm at about main and main street
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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