You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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