pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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