Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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