I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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