You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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