if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You dont lie about slip and slides
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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