Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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