Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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