Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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