your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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