ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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