Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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