I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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