You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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