I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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