Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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