The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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