The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
