and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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