North Korea, Best Korea!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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