considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Randomize
