Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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