so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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