Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
