he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You can't just leave with hair like that
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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