good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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