So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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