I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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