Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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