Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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