somebody snuck up and got me drunk
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
