Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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