It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So vagazzling was a success
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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