you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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