is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
