K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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