its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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