No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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