He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
