I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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