The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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