Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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