Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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