well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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