How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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