Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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