and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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