We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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