Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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