i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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